This was a unique conversation because I was the messenger for a majority of it. So basically Monica vs Brooke with Katie as interpreter. I was trying to convince Monica that helping at a children’s Christmas party (parpy?) would be fun. So I told her some people who would be there….
Monica – SAAAAAAANTA???!! And whoa, T!!??…Christmas is gonna be early this year kids. Oh, and Brooke too! Of course I’d love to help!!
Katie – Brooke goes, Monica, I’m third on your list! Don’t make me get hefty on you hunny! *snap* Hahaha
Monica – Oh I see your snap and I’ll raise you TWO…*snap snap SNAP*
Katie – Oh shooooot. Brooke just did a neck roll.
Monica – Well I just did a belly roll. Ooomm
Katie – Brooke says you win and you wouldn’t want to see her belly roll.
Monica – But I mean can she blame me? All my dreams will come true all at once! I’m gonna hop on Santa’s lap, point at T and say, “want.” …..Strapping on my finger cymbals for a victory shimmy, neck roll, belly roll, and ching-a-ling.
Katie – Brooke says she’s going to hop on T’s lap, point at you and say, “I have!” Booooom battle back on!
Monica – I just shimmy my way over there, roll and juggle around him and BAM! Battle won. Can’t resist these hips. They don’t lie.
Katie – Brooke does not want to throw elbows at the kids Christmas party, bur she has no shame in her game.
Monica – Well if she wants to tickle me with her chicken wings that’s fine, but where I’m from, we let the fists do the talking.
Katie – She says, “I didn’t get kicked out of a basketball game when I was 13 if I didn’t know how to fight!” (Disclaimer, she’s not proud of this)
Monica – …Meanwhile, over on the sidelines, Katie has successfully wooed and stolen T.
Katie – And that’s how it’s done. Boooom
Monica – The brawl will end (parents and children horrified , screaming, crying)…and Brooke and I will have no other choice but to team up and come after you!
Katie – But by this time, I’ll have T to fight for me….for us!
Monica – And the rest is history.
If the actual party is anything like that, it will be one that will be talked about for years and years I’m sure.