M: Itunes is recommending conan the barbarian for me. In the “recommendations for you” box there’s opera, opera, opera, and conan.
K: That’s awesome. Makes sense I think.
M: Oh and there’s Prince of Persia too! I guess I’m into tan hunky men with loin clothes and swords… Glad I got that vital knowledge sorted out. Thank you itunes.
K: They truly know you better than anyone.
M: Well, just booked my one way flight to Samoa. Destiny here I come!
K: Perfect! according to itunes, you’ll be forever happy!
M: They don’t do sumo wrestling there do they? That might kill the dream
K: I don’t think so. You’re in the clear.
M: Jelly rolls and man wedgies, errr eee… no.
M: Thank goodness my man is solid.
K: We’re watching Jesus is a Friend of Mine video!
M: Bass guitar is my boyfriend, so back off!
K: I may have winked at him.
M: *hhhhiihhhh gasp!*…. I throw my leather glove at you!
K: Challenge accepted!
M: *ching* Brandish your rapier you wastrel!!
K: *schlink* My sword is drawn.
M: Than by my troth this day I shall fight!
K: *cue dramatic music*
K: I’ve got my sword drawn and ready. All for a wink!
M: For a wink you shall fight and by a wink/ a glint of my sword you shall diiiiiiiiiieeee
K: *clink clank shlank* Ahhh! Ah ha! I have you now!
M: *schlink clank clank THUNK* Ah ha! Or so you thought. Take that!
M: Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!
K: *cling clunk shlink* Maybe so! But! I know something you do not!
M: That cats not my mother!?
K: Well yes, but that was not what I was going to say! I am left handed!
M: Oh. I knew it. Excuse me while I go sing “Somewhere out There” and gaze longingly up at the night sky…
K: You are excused. Bass guitar shall comfort you…
M: *mournful singing off in the distance*
M: *and meanwhile back on the farm…*
M: I’m back! ah ha! And! I know something you don’t know… Neither am I!! *schlink schlink schlink clank clank*
K: Oh fine! I see the duel has intensified!
M: Whoo are you???
K: You shall never know.